Steve:
Are you from the 1940s? Because I'd really love to have a future with you.
Thor:
I will make sure that you are "Thor in the morning".
Clint:
I always hit the bullseye...ifyouknowwhatimean.
Bruce:
They don't call me incredible for nothing, hehe.
Tony:
Hi, I'm Tony Stark.
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martytheemartian:
“Skinny Love” (Bon Iver cover) by Birdy
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iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye:
when i turn 69 im just going to be laughing all year
jaidenbatchler:
make this screenshot famous.
Gay Marriage:
I'm only legal in 6 states.
Having sex with a horse:
I'm legal in 23 states.
America:
I'm an idiot.
iamfreemago:
plot twist:
Ezra Koenig actually gave a fuck about the oxford comma
anenvelopewithoutanaddress:
Iron Man vs. Batman : The Ultimate Battle
jelvybean:
WHY DO YOU LIKE MAKING ME CRY PIXAR